One of us will mention their combat record and point out a positive thing or 2, make sure they're listening and then someone else will point out the obvious on why they need more practice. Famas top gun, 1 perk because they play 1 way, camping ass, farmer, etc. Just some pregame banter to make them react.
Oh and the 3+ KD guys will get it before we even play them. Just like the Grid game yesterday, 4 KD run to building plant sensor, point at doorway with silenced gun and ghost, go 1.33KD, lose connection to host at 7300 points.