Not really a quote, just a conversation I had with Subway worker that people were listening to.
1st off, I'm observant all over life on what's going on in surroundings. There is construction outside and 5 workers just walked out with lunch. I order food, get to register and pay with a $20. She starts pulling money out and it's wilted, she mumbles it feels wet. So I said, louder than intended, that's sweat from one of their butts. She looks at me and guy behind in line starts laughing, people at table turn around. She ask are you serious, so I said yea run it through the toaster if you have to but get me another $10.
She puts on side and gives other change.
That bill will sit there like the cheese on Diary of Wimpy Kid.