"Like, are you like Patrick?"
I tell her I'm not, but I can show her where my lab mate sits. Normally, I'd just say "down the hall", but I'm feeling generous.
the conversation goes like this as we walk down the hall
"we're like supposed to like have this meeting, like at 9 AM...Like I'm late, but like, I'm hoping he's like late too...like, do you know about like, (the project in question)"
by the time I dropped her off at the destination (200 feet away), this was my opinion of her
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it's not that hard to speak in a way that's semi professional....I don't walk around saying "yo, is motherf**king (x) here, I need to do some motherf**king science in this motherf**ker"
America, motherf**king yeah